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Here's your Urban Dictionary Word of the DAY!

Platonic Kiss 

1. (Cheating) 

Ok, yeah.. it was platonic kiss. I'm sorry it won't happen again. 

2. A platonic kiss is a kiss between two people when one or more of the engaged parties is in a relationship and is trying to remain guilt-free whilst kissing other girls/guys.

No babe, it was totally just a platonic kiss, I swear, she doesn't mean anything!

How is this even POSSIBLE?

Reference: Platonic Kiss

{10 Words or LESS!} MOVIE REVIEW: Tokyo Tribe

PENIS ENVY leads to huge gang war in Tokyo, Japan!

Main Antagonists Nera and Kai













SQUAD OUT!





See it for yourself! On Netflix!! 

{{Ri-DAMN-dICuLOus}} FACEBOOK: Woman Fatally Hit By Train While In Search of Legendary Half-Man Half-Goat

There's a joke about Social Darwinism in her SOMEWHERE, but I'm not that clever to figure it out!

THis is STOOPIT to the Nth Level!!

{{Ri-DAMN-dICuLOus}} GOOGLE+: MAN MARRIES PIZZA?!?!?

This is just sad on so many levels...

Have human relationships fallen so low, that a dude said "Hell with!" and married a FOOD ITEM?!?! 

REALLY DUDE??

TBH, this kinda nonsense comes about because dudes out here sacrificing their dignity just to say they're getting some! Come on, guy! The world is full of women, you don't have to go through the fires of Mordor to get some from a gal. As long as you are a decent guy, with acceptable hygiene and you don't limit yourself to a certain TYPE of woman, YOU CAN GET ONE!

The problem arises from dudes spending their life savings "EGO BANGING". By that I mean, they're willing to go through whatever crap they need to, so they can get the BEST LOOKING--not BEST ACTING--woman they can. They want to show the world how much status they have, by pulling the finest chicks they can, so others will envy them and their EGO gets boosted.

THAT'S IDIOTIC!!

Why go to all those lengths to impress people you don't know!  Even if you did, you'd probably hate them with a passion greater than ALL THE LOVE SONGS THAT HAVE BEEN (OR WILL EVER BE) WRITTEN BY MAN!! 

Human Relationships aren't that hard!

1. Stop tying to get the Daphne and get you a Velma! 
2. Know your value as a human being!
3. Be willing to compromise on some things!
4. Treat others like you would want to be treated.
5. Pay attention to your mate. (WARNING SIGNS) 

It's really just that simple! 

 




 

[What I'm Watching NOW!!](Anime) Detroit Metal City

Detroit Metal City


Take one part romantic comedy for 20-somethings, one part raunchy humor and throw it in a blender with death metal and KISS-style makeup set on 1000! That's how I would describe this. I goes from a cutesy and sweet, almost bashful love story to an orgy of rape jokes and F-Bombs! The main character is a HILARIOUS Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde juxtaposition and his life makes the perfectly absurd background for this.

If there was any Anime to watch before you die, THIS IS IT!!!

6/5 Cheese Wedges!!