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There's a joke about Social Darwinism in her SOMEWHERE, but I'm not that clever to figure it out!

THis is STOOPIT to the Nth Level!!

**NET***GOLD** Marbles Machine Music

This guy can make a Professional Band's worth of music with like a tenth of the effort and NONE of the Drug Abuse/Sex Scandals/Drinking Problems!

6/5 WEDGES!!!

***After the MOVIE w/ Al*** || THe Shining

Just got through watching this with the wife last night.

Gotta say it doesn't hold up well with time. Maybe it's because I've seen Jack Nicholson's other work (and therefore KNOW he's a few clowns short of a circus) or maybe I've seen/heard too many references to this film.

It's a Kubrick fill, so you can expect a METRIC TON of establishing shots and huge sets, but for some reason this seemed like it was a bit much for this flick. All this really could could've been shot in a quaint bed & breakfast in Maine somewhere (Stephen King, who the novel this was based on, usually has state as a backdrop for his stories).

From the first time you see Jack (main character), you already tell he's crazy. So just throw in the same old horror/thriler cliche check list:

• PREVIOUS caretaker going nuts and chopping up his family like firewood: CHECK
• the hotel is built on Native American burial land (gotta add that): CHECK
• a comically spineless wife (played by Shelley Duvall): CHECK
• a grizzled grade-schooler with an imaginary friend: CHECK
• mysterious black guy (who was the FIRST one to die; another movie staple): CHECK

They even threw in a little use of the N word (gotta love it), just to keep us on our toes!

This movie movie wasn't as much as thrilling/scary as it was comicsl. FOR ALL THE WRONG REASON!

3.5/5 WEDGES

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Rebirth Race vs. Mathas! #10

I always enjoy watching these. Gives me any idea for a noob version with me versus and someone else who sucks at Isaac! LOL!!

OUCH! ((DENTIST AFTERMATH))

I had my tooth pulled yesterday and I'm just sitting back watching you. I haven't played a single game all day and only edited a video for my #Starbound Co-OP LP! Funny thing is this hurts LESS than when I had the tooth IN MY MOUTH!

Now I have this whole in my jaw where the bum tooth used to be (I sense an OMARION reference in there, somewhere). I gotta wait a Month or so to get a bridge to fill the space. Eating is gonna be really weird until then. These Vicodin are a real help. Glad the Dentist prescribed them. :)

Well back to chilling out. Maybe I'll play some Skylanders SuperChargers later.

Have a good one, everybody!

[What I'm Watching NOW!!](Anime) Detroit Metal City

Detroit Metal City


Take one part romantic comedy for 20-somethings, one part raunchy humor and throw it in a blender with death metal and KISS-style makeup set on 1000! That's how I would describe this. I goes from a cutesy and sweet, almost bashful love story to an orgy of rape jokes and F-Bombs! The main character is a HILARIOUS Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde juxtaposition and his life makes the perfectly absurd background for this.

If there was any Anime to watch before you die, THIS IS IT!!!

6/5 Cheese Wedges!!

{rAnD0m S34rCH3s} LANTERN CORPS OATHS

Red Lantern Corps Oath

"With blood and rage of crimson red,
Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead,
Together with our hellish hate,
We'll burn you all--that is your fate!"

Orange Lantern Corps Oath

What's mine is mine and mine and mine.
And mine and mine and mine!
Not yours!"

Sinestro Corps Oath

"In blackest day, in brightest night,
Beware your fears made into light.
Let those who try to stop what's right
Burn like my power Sinestro's might!"

Arkillo Version

"In blackest day, in brightest night,
Beware your fears made into light.
Let those who try to stop what's right
Burn like my power Arkillo's might!"

Green Lantern Oaths

Green Lantern Corps Version

"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power--Green Lantern's light!"

Alpha Lantern Corps Version

"In days of peace, in nights of war,
Obey the laws forever more.
Misconduct must be answered for,
Swear us the chosen--the Alpha Corps!"

Alan Scott Version

"And I shall shed my light over dark evil,
For the dark things cannot stand the light;
The light of...THE GREEN LANTERN!"

Rot Lop Fan (F-Sharp Bell) Version

"In loudest din or hush profound,
My ears catch evil's slightest sound.
Let those who toll out evil's knell
Beware my power, the F-Sharp Bell!"

Medphyll Version

"In forest dark or glade beferned,
No blade of grass shall go unturned.
Let those who have the daylight spurned
Tread not where this green lamp has burned!"

Jack T. Chance Version

You who are wicked, evil and mean,
I'm the nastiest creep you've ever seen!
Come one, come all, put up a fight
I'll pound your butts with Green Lantern's light! Yowza."

Barin Version

In this place of black and grey and dark...
the green shall be my light, my hope, my strength.
All that is good is all I defend.
I shall not falter.

Sodam Yat (31st Century Version)

In brightest day, through Blackest Night,
No other Corps shall spread its light!
Let those who try to stop what's right,
Burn like my power, Green Lantern's Light!

Kho Version

"Against Dishonor and Traitor's Flight,
I stand beside my clan to fight,
with dying breath I claw and bite...
Beware my power--Green Lantern's light!"

Blue Lantern Corps Oath

"In fearful day, in raging night,
With strong hearts full, our souls ignite.
When all seems lost in the War of Light,
Look to the stars, for hope burns bright!"

Indigo Tribe Oath

"Tor lorek san, bor nakka mur,
Natromo faan tornek wot ur.
Ter Lantern ker lo Abin Sur,
Taan lek lek nok--Formorrow Sur!

Star Sapphires Oath

"For hearts long lost and full of fright,
For those alone in Blackest Night.
Accept our ring and join our fight,
Love conquers all with violet light!"

Black Lantern Corps Oath

"The Blackest Night falls from the skies,
The darkness grows as all light dies.
We crave your hearts and your demise,
By my black hand, the dead shall rise!"


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