HOLD UP! This guy spent HOW MUCH? To play NO MAN"S SKY???

So apparently this moron wrote an article bragging about paying over 4 G's just to play No Man's Sky, of all things.

Some Lack-Wit PAID $4,000 to play NMS

+*+*R@ND0M T#0UG#T$*+*+ 001

CUSTOMER SERVICE: the magical art of turning other people's bullshit into gold!

Here's your Urban Dictionary Word of the DAY!

Story of my life...


Scrollaxing

Verb: To scroll through all of your personal email and social media on your couch or bean bag at the end of a hard day. You find this to be an effective way to decompress or chill.

I'll be scrollaxing until 7:00, but I'll meet you at the bar at 7:30.

"What are your plans for tonight bro?" "It's really cold outide so I think I'm just going to stay in and do some scrollaxing on my iPad."

Urban Dictionary: Scrollaxing

Here's your Urban Dictionary Word of the DAY!

Platonic Kiss 

1. (Cheating) 

Ok, yeah.. it was platonic kiss. I'm sorry it won't happen again. 

2. A platonic kiss is a kiss between two people when one or more of the engaged parties is in a relationship and is trying to remain guilt-free whilst kissing other girls/guys.

No babe, it was totally just a platonic kiss, I swear, she doesn't mean anything!

How is this even POSSIBLE?

Reference: Platonic Kiss

{{Ri-DAMN-dICuLOus}} FACEBOOK: Woman Fatally Hit By Train While In Search of Legendary Half-Man Half-Goat

There's a joke about Social Darwinism in her SOMEWHERE, but I'm not that clever to figure it out!

THis is STOOPIT to the Nth Level!!

{rAnD0m S34rCH3s} The Positives of TRIPPING - The Guardian

So apparently they're STILL trying to get people to see the benefits of LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide). They say it'll help mental patients, etc. But How will they control it to avoid ABUSE? 

Tripping on LSD could unlock child-like creativity 


WHat are YOUR thoughts?

**NET***GOLD** Broccoli Tots

Would you eat these? Look DAMN TASTY TO ME!!! Hold the Cheese, PLEASE! lol

https://www.facebook.com/buzzfeedtasty/videos/1728672854052023/

***After the MOVIE w/ Al*** || THe Shining

Just got through watching this with the wife last night.

Gotta say it doesn't hold up well with time. Maybe it's because I've seen Jack Nicholson's other work (and therefore KNOW he's a few clowns short of a circus) or maybe I've seen/heard too many references to this film.

It's a Kubrick fill, so you can expect a METRIC TON of establishing shots and huge sets, but for some reason this seemed like it was a bit much for this flick. All this really could could've been shot in a quaint bed & breakfast in Maine somewhere (Stephen King, who the novel this was based on, usually has state as a backdrop for his stories).

From the first time you see Jack (main character), you already tell he's crazy. So just throw in the same old horror/thriler cliche check list:

• PREVIOUS caretaker going nuts and chopping up his family like firewood: CHECK
• the hotel is built on Native American burial land (gotta add that): CHECK
• a comically spineless wife (played by Shelley Duvall): CHECK
• a grizzled grade-schooler with an imaginary friend: CHECK
• mysterious black guy (who was the FIRST one to die; another movie staple): CHECK

They even threw in a little use of the N word (gotta love it), just to keep us on our toes!

This movie movie wasn't as much as thrilling/scary as it was comicsl. FOR ALL THE WRONG REASON!

3.5/5 WEDGES

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Rebirth Race vs. Mathas! #10

I always enjoy watching these. Gives me any idea for a noob version with me versus and someone else who sucks at Isaac! LOL!!

{{Ri-DAMN-dICuLOus}} GOOGLE+: MAN MARRIES PIZZA?!?!?

This is just sad on so many levels...

Have human relationships fallen so low, that a dude said "Hell with!" and married a FOOD ITEM?!?! 

REALLY DUDE??

TBH, this kinda nonsense comes about because dudes out here sacrificing their dignity just to say they're getting some! Come on, guy! The world is full of women, you don't have to go through the fires of Mordor to get some from a gal. As long as you are a decent guy, with acceptable hygiene and you don't limit yourself to a certain TYPE of woman, YOU CAN GET ONE!

The problem arises from dudes spending their life savings "EGO BANGING". By that I mean, they're willing to go through whatever crap they need to, so they can get the BEST LOOKING--not BEST ACTING--woman they can. They want to show the world how much status they have, by pulling the finest chicks they can, so others will envy them and their EGO gets boosted.

THAT'S IDIOTIC!!

Why go to all those lengths to impress people you don't know!  Even if you did, you'd probably hate them with a passion greater than ALL THE LOVE SONGS THAT HAVE BEEN (OR WILL EVER BE) WRITTEN BY MAN!! 

Human Relationships aren't that hard!

1. Stop tying to get the Daphne and get you a Velma! 
2. Know your value as a human being!
3. Be willing to compromise on some things!
4. Treat others like you would want to be treated.
5. Pay attention to your mate. (WARNING SIGNS) 

It's really just that simple! 

 




 

{rAnD0m S34rCH3s} LANTERN CORPS OATHS

Red Lantern Corps Oath

"With blood and rage of crimson red,
Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead,
Together with our hellish hate,
We'll burn you all--that is your fate!"

Orange Lantern Corps Oath

What's mine is mine and mine and mine.
And mine and mine and mine!
Not yours!"

Sinestro Corps Oath

"In blackest day, in brightest night,
Beware your fears made into light.
Let those who try to stop what's right
Burn like my power Sinestro's might!"

Arkillo Version

"In blackest day, in brightest night,
Beware your fears made into light.
Let those who try to stop what's right
Burn like my power Arkillo's might!"

Green Lantern Oaths

Green Lantern Corps Version

"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power--Green Lantern's light!"

Alpha Lantern Corps Version

"In days of peace, in nights of war,
Obey the laws forever more.
Misconduct must be answered for,
Swear us the chosen--the Alpha Corps!"

Alan Scott Version

"And I shall shed my light over dark evil,
For the dark things cannot stand the light;
The light of...THE GREEN LANTERN!"

Rot Lop Fan (F-Sharp Bell) Version

"In loudest din or hush profound,
My ears catch evil's slightest sound.
Let those who toll out evil's knell
Beware my power, the F-Sharp Bell!"

Medphyll Version

"In forest dark or glade beferned,
No blade of grass shall go unturned.
Let those who have the daylight spurned
Tread not where this green lamp has burned!"

Jack T. Chance Version

You who are wicked, evil and mean,
I'm the nastiest creep you've ever seen!
Come one, come all, put up a fight
I'll pound your butts with Green Lantern's light! Yowza."

Barin Version

In this place of black and grey and dark...
the green shall be my light, my hope, my strength.
All that is good is all I defend.
I shall not falter.

Sodam Yat (31st Century Version)

In brightest day, through Blackest Night,
No other Corps shall spread its light!
Let those who try to stop what's right,
Burn like my power, Green Lantern's Light!

Kho Version

"Against Dishonor and Traitor's Flight,
I stand beside my clan to fight,
with dying breath I claw and bite...
Beware my power--Green Lantern's light!"

Blue Lantern Corps Oath

"In fearful day, in raging night,
With strong hearts full, our souls ignite.
When all seems lost in the War of Light,
Look to the stars, for hope burns bright!"

Indigo Tribe Oath

"Tor lorek san, bor nakka mur,
Natromo faan tornek wot ur.
Ter Lantern ker lo Abin Sur,
Taan lek lek nok--Formorrow Sur!

Star Sapphires Oath

"For hearts long lost and full of fright,
For those alone in Blackest Night.
Accept our ring and join our fight,
Love conquers all with violet light!"

Black Lantern Corps Oath

"The Blackest Night falls from the skies,
The darkness grows as all light dies.
We crave your hearts and your demise,
By my black hand, the dead shall rise!"


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