HOLD UP! This guy spent HOW MUCH? To play NO MAN"S SKY???

So apparently this moron wrote an article bragging about paying over 4 G's just to play No Man's Sky, of all things.

Some Lack-Wit PAID $4,000 to play NMS

Here's your Urban Dictionary Word of the DAY!

Platonic Kiss 

1. (Cheating) 

Ok, yeah.. it was platonic kiss. I'm sorry it won't happen again. 

2. A platonic kiss is a kiss between two people when one or more of the engaged parties is in a relationship and is trying to remain guilt-free whilst kissing other girls/guys.

No babe, it was totally just a platonic kiss, I swear, she doesn't mean anything!

How is this even POSSIBLE?

Reference: Platonic Kiss

{{Ri-DAMN-dICuLOus}} FACEBOOK: Woman Fatally Hit By Train While In Search of Legendary Half-Man Half-Goat

There's a joke about Social Darwinism in her SOMEWHERE, but I'm not that clever to figure it out!

THis is STOOPIT to the Nth Level!!