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Thursday, January 21, 2016

{{Ri-DAMN-dICuLOus}} GOOGLE+: MAN MARRIES PIZZA?!?!?

This is just sad on so many levels...



Have human relationships fallen so low, that a dude said "Hell with!" and married a FOOD ITEM?!?! 

REALLY DUDE??

TBH, this kinda nonsense comes about because dudes out here sacrificing their dignity just to say they're getting some! Come on, guy! The world is full of women, you don't have to go through the fires of Mordor to get some from a gal. As long as you are a decent guy, with acceptable hygiene and you don't limit yourself to a certain TYPE of woman, YOU CAN GET ONE!

The problem arises from dudes spending their life savings "EGO BANGING". By that I mean, they're willing to go through whatever crap they need to, so they can get the BEST LOOKING--not BEST ACTING--woman they can. They want to show the world how much status they have, by pulling the finest chicks they can, so others will envy them and their EGO gets boosted.

THAT'S IDIOTIC!!

Why go to all those lengths to impress people you don't know!  Even if you did, you'd probably hate them with a passion greater than ALL THE LOVE SONGS THAT HAVE BEEN (OR WILL EVER BE) WRITTEN BY MAN!! 

Human Relationships aren't that hard!

  1. Stop tying to get the Daphne and get you a Velma! 
  2. Know your value as a human being!
  3. Be willing to compromise on some things!
  4. Treat others like you would want to be treated.
  5. Pay attention to your mate. (WARNING SIGNS) 

It's really just that simple! 

 




 

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