[What I'm watching NOW!!] Unturned Hawaii Map Update: CRUISE SHIP & HOVERCRAFT! (New Hawaii Info)

Won't be too long now! Get your suntan Lotion and mustaches ready!!

+*+*R@ND0M T#0UG#T$*+*+ 001

CUSTOMER SERVICE: the magical art of turning other people's bullshit into gold!

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Dope Tech: Self Lacing Nike HyperAdapt 1.0!

We have #BackToTheFuture Tech in 2016! The movie was PROPHESY, people!

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Slime Rancher Gameplay - "HUNTING THE HUNTER SLIMES!!!" - Let's Play Wal...

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Unturned: NEW Official HAWAII MAP Sneak Peek! (Update Post w/ Several Pi...

This is going to be AWESOME! An entire #Unturned Map made in Hawaii??? Now I gotta finish my Terraria Modded series ASAP!

We get to kill zombies on a ship? PLUS AN ALL-STAR CAST OF MODDERS ARE IN CHARGE?!?!

You HYPED??

[What I'm watching NOW!!] -- Cavern Kings - Digging Deep

Gaming News YOU NEED TO KNOW!! || Nintendo Switch

O...M...G!!!

I just got watching the trailer for the new Nintendo console and I'm LITERALLY holding down my  excitement boner as we speak! They dropped the NX code name and called it SWITCH. Picture this; you take a WiiU, a 3DS and a controller put it in a blender and hit AMAZING, then you get this!

The entire console fits inside a screen roughly the size of the WiiU remote and it sits in a special cradle to play on your TV. Then If you're going somewhere you can take it out, slide on the two side pieces from the controller that comes with it and play lit like a handheld! Best thing is you can take to a friend's house, give him one of the controller side pieces and destroy him in SMASH BROS! 

AND IT'S ALL IN THE SAME COMPACT CONSOLE PACKAGE! 

Every other system out there is running back to the lab like

NINTENDO JUST TOOK A HUGE, STEAMY SHIT OF AWESOME ON THE WHOLE DAMN GAME!!

Don't take my word for it, SEE FOR YOURSELF! >>  

Here's your Urban Dictionary Word of the DAY!

Story of my life...


Scrollaxing

Verb: To scroll through all of your personal email and social media on your couch or bean bag at the end of a hard day. You find this to be an effective way to decompress or chill.

I'll be scrollaxing until 7:00, but I'll meet you at the bar at 7:30.

"What are your plans for tonight bro?" "It's really cold outide so I think I'm just going to stay in and do some scrollaxing on my iPad."

Urban Dictionary: Scrollaxing

~~(Gaming Radar)~~ The Maestros on STEAM Greenlight

PER the post on STEAM

"The Maestros was started by a handful of intrepid students that loved RTS (real time strategy) games like Warcraft 3 & Dawn of War, but were deathly curious to see what would happen if they dipped the genre in a light, airy fondue of the high-octane playmaking you might see in a first person shooter.
First, they took an axe to 10-minute ramp-up times.
Next, they swapped ten-tier tech trees for combining robots in the heat of battle and genetically mutating animals on the fly.
Finally, they strapped a Tesla coil on a robot-unicycle, embedded a rocket launcher in a tortoise’s shell, and said a Hail Mary or three.
And thus, The Maestros was born. A multiplayer RTS Arena about beating down leafy monsters so you can combine clunky robots, mutate adorable animals, and team up with your friends in a magnificent deathmatch. Pick a commander from the dieselpunk Knights of Teutonia or the futuristic Alchemists of Regalis, and guide them and their squadron of wildy cuddly and mildly vicious minions to glorious, glorious victory.
Three years, thousands of playtesters, and a whole lot of caffeine later, those same guys want to bring this game to Steam. So, what do you say?"

You can find the game and info HERE!

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Why Dragon Quest Builders Might Be Japan's Answer to Minecraft

Could this compete with Minecraft?

~~(Gaming Radar)~~ || Sundered Official Announcement Trailer

After reading this, I'm reconsidering buying a new gaming console. I'm a big fan of Sony's Playstation brand and really wanted to get the newest one, but if my system is going to be obsolete within a year, I can't justify the cost.

Take a read and give me your thoughts!

 The FUTURE of GAMING and YOU!!

Gaming News YOU NEED TO KNOW!! || Mini NES launches just in time for XMAS!!!

 This tiny gaming gem goes on shelves November 11. Who's getting theirs?

 Mini NES Loaded with Retrogaming goodies on sale this November!

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Stonehearth - [Time Lapse - Alpha 18] - Dwarven Entrance [60FPS]

[What I'm Watch NOW!!] Let's Look At: The Final Station!

[What I'm Watching NOW!!] - Spirited Away - 8 Bit Cinema

Gaming News YOU NEED TO KNOW!! || Pokemon Uranium gets taken down!?!?!?

IT'S A SAD DAY FOR GAMERS AND POKEFANS EVERYWHERE!

The fan game that took almost a DECADE to make and reached 1.5 million downloads has been taken down by the developers today.

In a statement Uranium Team released:

"After receiving more than 1,500,000 downloads of our game, we have been notified of multiple takedown notices from lawyers representing Nintendo of America.

While we have not personally been contacted, it’s clear what their wishes are, and we respect those wishes deeply.

Therefore, we will no longer provide official download links for the game through our website.

We have no connection to fans who reupload the game files to their own hosts, and we cannot verify that those download links are all legitimate. We advise you to be extremely cautious about downloading the game from unofficial sources.

We are blown away by the response this game has received, and we thank you all so much for your outstanding support.
We will continue to provide Pokémon Uranium-related news and updates through our official channels.

You are welcome to continue discussing and sharing content related to the game on our forums and Discord, where there is a very active community.

Thank you for reading, and let’s share the love of Pokémon!"

It's a shame that folks won't be able to get to play and enjoy this Fangame masterpiece, but I'm sure they'll be places where it can be downloaded from.


Like, say, right Here!

[What I'm Watching NOW!!] Pokémon Uranium Nuzlocke - Episode 3 | Fairy Dragon's Rage!

Here's your Urban Dictionary Word of the DAY!

Platonic Kiss 

1. (Cheating) 

Ok, yeah.. it was platonic kiss. I'm sorry it won't happen again. 

2. A platonic kiss is a kiss between two people when one or more of the engaged parties is in a relationship and is trying to remain guilt-free whilst kissing other girls/guys.

No babe, it was totally just a platonic kiss, I swear, she doesn't mean anything!

How is this even POSSIBLE?

Reference: Platonic Kiss

{10 Words or LESS!} MOVIE REVIEW: Tokyo Tribe

PENIS ENVY leads to huge gang war in Tokyo, Japan!

Main Antagonists Nera and Kai













SQUAD OUT!





See it for yourself! On Netflix!! 

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Stumpt Plays - Gang Beasts - #12 - Hidden Boneloaf

[What I'm watching NOW!!]Coldplay - Adventure Of A Lifetime (Official video)

How come I don't have Chimps Jiggin' like THIS in My Zoo?

[What I'm watchinf NOW!!] "THIS IS THE ULTIMATE TOILET GAME!!!" The Battle Cats 1080p HD IOS / An...

CUTEST RTS EVAR!!

[What I'm watching NOW!!} J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. Epic Rap Battles of History. S...

{[(Channel UPDATE)]} 4/29/16

I FINALLY made it to 300 (307, actually) subscribers! I'm SSSOOO happy right night!

DANCE OF JOY TIME!!







I'm almost ONE THIRD of the way to my 1,000 subs goal. Going to have to change up the Upload schedule and games I'll play (kicking around a few ideas ATM). Thank you to all the folks who subbed or just watching the videos. It means a lot to me!

 

{{Ri-DAMN-dICuLOus}} FACEBOOK: Woman Fatally Hit By Train While In Search of Legendary Half-Man Half-Goat

There's a joke about Social Darwinism in her SOMEWHERE, but I'm not that clever to figure it out!

THis is STOOPIT to the Nth Level!!

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Dante's Inferno (Animated)

This is an animated anthology of short films Based on the Video Game By EA, which is based of the epic poem of Dante Alighieri!

Check Out Dante's Inferno on Hulu.

[{o-.o}]~~ Mario Maker Savagery!

Some ppl are just plain evil! 

{rAnD0m S34rCH3s} The Positives of TRIPPING - The Guardian

So apparently they're STILL trying to get people to see the benefits of LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide). They say it'll help mental patients, etc. But How will they control it to avoid ABUSE? 

Tripping on LSD could unlock child-like creativity 


WHat are YOUR thoughts?

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Brotherhood Final Fantasy XV - Announcement Trailer

[What I'm Watching NOW!!] Paul Plays Minecraft 1.9 - E15 - Gone Fishing! (Minecraft Survival)

**NET***GOLD** Broccoli Tots

Would you eat these? Look DAMN TASTY TO ME!!! Hold the Cheese, PLEASE! lol

https://www.facebook.com/buzzfeedtasty/videos/1728672854052023/

Gaming News YOU NEED TO KNOW!!

 So apparently, Microsoft has some cross-platform initiatives in the works between the XBoxOne and Windows 10 (OOH BOY), but aside from that, they also are hinting at a possibility for cross-CONSOLE capabilities as well! Is this a last-ditch effort to stave off the #PCMasterRace? Is this good or bad new for you? Not sure what I mean?

Here's the IN-DEPTH SCOOP!

[What I'm Watching NOW!!] Dante VS Bayonetta | DEATH BATTLE!

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Nvidia's Disastrous Driver Update Exposes PC Gaming's Achilles Heel

This is something that ALL PC (MasterRace?) Gamers should worry about!

Def GLad I don't have Nvidia in my system, but  still something to think on. How do you feel?

[{o-.o}]~~ Games I'vePlayed recently... Onion Force

The Developer, +Queen Bee Games  was kind enough to reach out to me on email and gave me a key to play this. Before doing so, I took a lil look at the other reviews of this game. Almost completely down the middle in terms of Positive and Negative reviews!

Needless to say, I was intrigued and played it myself. Here's how it turned out...

The game from every standpoint has the makings of an Indie HIT! The only thing in it's way is the controls! But, fear not! At this very moment the devs are hard at work fixing that and once that's done, LOOK OUT!

Folks, definitely love this, innovative spin on the Tower Defense/Strategy Genre.

Play this for yourself and see!

{[(Channel UPDATE)]} 3/9/16

Since putting up this video 3 weeks ago:

I gained close to 30 subs on my channel! I've been really pushing hard on the PR/Networking front and it's starting to pay off! I even helped out an Indie Game Dev with their game and they really appreciated my feedback!

I feel like I've really accomplished some things this week!

Today, I'm just kinda catching up on some PR stuff (Forums,Twitter, Facebook, etc). No Vids today.

Still feels like I'm behind even with the growth!

Is this what AMBITION feels like?

[What I'm Watching NOW!!] Fractured Space - Vanguard Pack 'USR Phantom Ghost' PC Gameplay 60fps 1080p

This is from a Great subscriber of mine by the name of +Jimmy Dali. He's got a great channel with awesome content and a great Community as well! Check him out!

**NET***GOLD** Marbles Machine Music

This guy can make a Professional Band's worth of music with like a tenth of the effort and NONE of the Drug Abuse/Sex Scandals/Drinking Problems!

6/5 WEDGES!!!

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Beyond Good & Evil 2 on the NX? Inside Gaming Daily

[What I'm Watching NOW!!] BLIND RAGE!! | The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth | Part 90

***After the MOVIE w/ Al*** || THe Shining

Just got through watching this with the wife last night.

Gotta say it doesn't hold up well with time. Maybe it's because I've seen Jack Nicholson's other work (and therefore KNOW he's a few clowns short of a circus) or maybe I've seen/heard too many references to this film.

It's a Kubrick fill, so you can expect a METRIC TON of establishing shots and huge sets, but for some reason this seemed like it was a bit much for this flick. All this really could could've been shot in a quaint bed & breakfast in Maine somewhere (Stephen King, who the novel this was based on, usually has state as a backdrop for his stories).

From the first time you see Jack (main character), you already tell he's crazy. So just throw in the same old horror/thriler cliche check list:

• PREVIOUS caretaker going nuts and chopping up his family like firewood: CHECK
• the hotel is built on Native American burial land (gotta add that): CHECK
• a comically spineless wife (played by Shelley Duvall): CHECK
• a grizzled grade-schooler with an imaginary friend: CHECK
• mysterious black guy (who was the FIRST one to die; another movie staple): CHECK

They even threw in a little use of the N word (gotta love it), just to keep us on our toes!

This movie movie wasn't as much as thrilling/scary as it was comicsl. FOR ALL THE WRONG REASON!

3.5/5 WEDGES

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Rebirth Race vs. Mathas! #10

I always enjoy watching these. Gives me any idea for a noob version with me versus and someone else who sucks at Isaac! LOL!!

[CHEF VOICE] Hey, everybody! I'M BACK!!

Got the internet situation back on track and getting to work on some income! Feels good going back to the ol' grind and I even got some new subs to boot! Good Way to Start off Hump Day.

PLUS:

I weigh in on  SKYLANDERS 6 and the possibility of THE END OF THE FRANCHISE!

What are your thoughts on this?

 

Crunch TIME!

I'm facing the possibility off losing my internet and not being able to upload for some time, IF ever again.

I got one chance to pull this off. And I gotta admit, I'm just trying in faith here. I haven't felt like making videos since seeing this.

God help me...

[What I'm Watching NOW] Darkest Dungeon - Northernlion Plays

This is a really good game and he's playing it failry well.

4/5 WEDGES!

OUCH! ((DENTIST AFTERMATH))

I had my tooth pulled yesterday and I'm just sitting back watching you. I haven't played a single game all day and only edited a video for my #Starbound Co-OP LP! Funny thing is this hurts LESS than when I had the tooth IN MY MOUTH!

Now I have this whole in my jaw where the bum tooth used to be (I sense an OMARION reference in there, somewhere). I gotta wait a Month or so to get a bridge to fill the space. Eating is gonna be really weird until then. These Vicodin are a real help. Glad the Dentist prescribed them. :)

Well back to chilling out. Maybe I'll play some Skylanders SuperChargers later.

Have a good one, everybody!

{{Ri-DAMN-dICuLOus}} GOOGLE+: MAN MARRIES PIZZA?!?!?

This is just sad on so many levels...

Have human relationships fallen so low, that a dude said "Hell with!" and married a FOOD ITEM?!?! 

REALLY DUDE??

TBH, this kinda nonsense comes about because dudes out here sacrificing their dignity just to say they're getting some! Come on, guy! The world is full of women, you don't have to go through the fires of Mordor to get some from a gal. As long as you are a decent guy, with acceptable hygiene and you don't limit yourself to a certain TYPE of woman, YOU CAN GET ONE!

The problem arises from dudes spending their life savings "EGO BANGING". By that I mean, they're willing to go through whatever crap they need to, so they can get the BEST LOOKING--not BEST ACTING--woman they can. They want to show the world how much status they have, by pulling the finest chicks they can, so others will envy them and their EGO gets boosted.

THAT'S IDIOTIC!!

Why go to all those lengths to impress people you don't know!  Even if you did, you'd probably hate them with a passion greater than ALL THE LOVE SONGS THAT HAVE BEEN (OR WILL EVER BE) WRITTEN BY MAN!! 

Human Relationships aren't that hard!

1. Stop tying to get the Daphne and get you a Velma! 
2. Know your value as a human being!
3. Be willing to compromise on some things!
4. Treat others like you would want to be treated.
5. Pay attention to your mate. (WARNING SIGNS) 

It's really just that simple! 

 




 

[What I'm Watching NOW!!] Starbound Coop Adventures

I'm doing a Starbound Co-op Adventure with +GamingByGaslight!

 

Come Check it out!

||RECENT EFFORTS||

I've been receiving a lot of positive responses o my Vines and Instagram posts this week, which led to more followers and comments. Here's what I've been posting:

VINE

INSTAGRAM

Say hello to my new #Apex character, Tama Darin. He'll be starting with Sir Titanius in a new co-op #Starbound adventure! #StarboundSaturdays #Minecraft #Terraria #PC #gaming #Steam #SteamOS #pcgaming #instagaming #Terraria13 #pcgames #minecraftstorymode

A photo posted by Al Cheddah (@cheddahgamepics) on Jan 16, 2016 at 7:41am PST

Hadda great co-op recording session with @GamingByGaslight. Sadly I wasn't able to record! #Starbound #Minecraft #Terraria #PC #gaming #Steam #pcgaming #instagaming #StarboundSaturdays

A photo posted by Al Cheddah (@cheddahgamepics) on Jan 15, 2016 at 3:19am PST

@replaystation I spit #dathotness with #sixteenbars of #hot #fiyah in this #rhythm game classic! #retrogaming #retrogaminglife #PlayStation #dropsthemic https://youtu.be/uBI0bK2XcF0

A photo posted by Al Cheddah (@cheddahgamepics) on Jan 10, 2016 at 5:53pm PST

When you're having a crappy day, just remember this guy! #Starbound #StarboundSaturdays #Steam #PC #gaming #pcgaming #gaminglife #instagaming #indiegame #indiegames

A photo posted by Al Cheddah (@cheddahgamepics) on Jan 6, 2016 at 1:49pm PST

Now if I could only get this track to divert to my YouTube, I'd be set!! LOL!

[What I'm Watching NOW!!](Anime) Detroit Metal City

Detroit Metal City


Take one part romantic comedy for 20-somethings, one part raunchy humor and throw it in a blender with death metal and KISS-style makeup set on 1000! That's how I would describe this. I goes from a cutesy and sweet, almost bashful love story to an orgy of rape jokes and F-Bombs! The main character is a HILARIOUS Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde juxtaposition and his life makes the perfectly absurd background for this.

If there was any Anime to watch before you die, THIS IS IT!!!

6/5 Cheese Wedges!!

Growth!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! I started of the year 2K16 with some New Followers/Subscribers! I've gotten 3 YT subs, 19 IG and at least 5 vine follows. Plus a new like on my FB page! I started a STEAM group for my Indie LPs (just a few more recommendations and it'll go PUBLIC! XD)

Also working on my first co-op series! This had been a really great week for me and my channel! Thank you Most High!