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[What I'm watching NOW!!] Dope Tech: Self Lacing Nike HyperAdapt 1.0!

We have #BackToTheFuture Tech in 2016! The movie was PROPHESY, people!

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Slime Rancher Gameplay - "HUNTING THE HUNTER SLIMES!!!" - Let's Play Wal...

[What I'm watching NOW!!] Unturned: NEW Official HAWAII MAP Sneak Peek! (Update Post w/ Several Pi...

This is going to be AWESOME! An entire #Unturned Map made in Hawaii??? Now I gotta finish my Terraria Modded series ASAP!

We get to kill zombies on a ship? PLUS AN ALL-STAR CAST OF MODDERS ARE IN CHARGE?!?!

You HYPED??

[What I'm watching NOW!!] -- Cavern Kings - Digging Deep

Gaming News YOU NEED TO KNOW!! || Nintendo Switch

O...M...G!!!

I just got watching the trailer for the new Nintendo console and I'm LITERALLY holding down my  excitement boner as we speak! They dropped the NX code name and called it SWITCH. Picture this; you take a WiiU, a 3DS and a controller put it in a blender and hit AMAZING, then you get this!

The entire console fits inside a screen roughly the size of the WiiU remote and it sits in a special cradle to play on your TV. Then If you're going somewhere you can take it out, slide on the two side pieces from the controller that comes with it and play lit like a handheld! Best thing is you can take to a friend's house, give him one of the controller side pieces and destroy him in SMASH BROS! 

AND IT'S ALL IN THE SAME COMPACT CONSOLE PACKAGE! 

Every other system out there is running back to the lab like

NINTENDO JUST TOOK A HUGE, STEAMY SHIT OF AWESOME ON THE WHOLE DAMN GAME!!

Don't take my word for it, SEE FOR YOURSELF! >>  

Here's your Urban Dictionary Word of the DAY!

Story of my life...


Scrollaxing

Verb: To scroll through all of your personal email and social media on your couch or bean bag at the end of a hard day. You find this to be an effective way to decompress or chill.

I'll be scrollaxing until 7:00, but I'll meet you at the bar at 7:30.

"What are your plans for tonight bro?" "It's really cold outide so I think I'm just going to stay in and do some scrollaxing on my iPad."

Urban Dictionary: Scrollaxing